Three Is Company – Making It Happen || Be A Man, Man

So Last week, I told Biodun from Abuja that three is no longer a crowd. I wasn’t clowning around. But it also crossed my mind that a whole bunch of you plebs out there maybe a bit naive around the hooves about this sort of thing. Have no fear. WS is here. Let’s jump right in. The first step is to make sure the strings are loose. The more lighthearted things are the better. What do I mean? It’s dicey to be involved in 3some with your girlfriend/lover/significant other unless from the jump, the relationship has been defined as open. A Quick Note here: If your girlfriend suggests it, it’s a trap. Bind the devil in her. She’s testing you. Second, establish a rapport. Make sure all parties are cool with and are comfortable with each other. It is usually a good idea to have done drinks together and talked about any range of topics before you jump into this serious game of SCRABBLE. Third, establish the rules. Examples are: “the third party only becomes involved on invitation” “No DP (Has nothing to do with Display Pictures by the way)” Or if God forbid you decide a Devil’s threesome is your forte’ then “No sword-crossing” or “Eye-contact between sword-wielders” and so forth. Fourth. Be the Director. As with everything else, you have to man up to the responsibility of being a Man. You make sure all participants are amply sorted and satisfied. And of course, make sure that all the modalities and logistics are covered – Slickers (raincoat to you) where applicable, the bathroom where the guest tidies up and so forth. Fifth. SHARE. PLEASE.